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VIRUS
ALERT !!!
If you receive an e-mail entitled "Badtimes,"
delete it
immediately.
Do not open it.
Apparently this one is pretty nasty.
It
will not only erase everything on your hard drive,
but
it will also delete anything on disks within 20
feet of your computer.
It demagnetizes the strip on ALL of your credit cards.
It
reprograms your ATM access code,
screws
up the tracking on your VCR
and
uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's
you attempt to play.
It will re-calibrate your refrigerator's coolness settings
so all
your ice-cream melts and your milk curdles.
It will program your phone auto dial to call only your
mother-in-law's number.
This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table
when you are expecting company.
It will replace your shampoo with Nair
and your Nair with
Rogaine, all
while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their
hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.
It will cause you to run with scissors
and throw things in a way that is
only fun until someone loses an eye.
It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to
passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings,
which
grossly change the interpretations of key sentences.
If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows95/98
environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in
dangerously close to a full bathtub.
It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and
pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
**
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AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN! **
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