He doesn't make grown-ups,
just babies.
I think because they are smaller and easier to make. That way, He doesn't have to take up His valuable time teaching them to talk and walk.  He can just leave that to mothers and fathers.

God's second
most important job
is listening to prayers.
An awful lot of this goes on,
since some people,
like preachers and things,
pray at times 
besides bedtime. 
 

God doesn't have time to listen to the radio or TV because of this.
Because He hears everything there must be a terrible lot of noise in
His ears, unless He has thought of a way to turn it off.

God sees everything and hears everything and
is everywhere which keeps Him pretty busy.
So you shouldn't go wasting His time 
by going over your mom and dad's head 
asking for something they said you couldn't have.

Atheists are people who don't believe in God.
I don't think there are any in Chula Vista.
At least there aren't any who come to our church.

Jesus
is God's Son.
 He used to do all the hard work like walking on water and performing miracles and trying to teach the people who didn't want to  learn about God.  

They finally got tired of Him preaching to them and they crucified Him.

But He was good and kind like His Father and He told His Father that they didn't know what they were doing and to forgive them and God said
OK.

And now He helps His Dad out by listening to prayers and seeing things which are important for God to take care of and which ones He can take care of Himself without having to bother God.
Like a secretary only more important.

You can pray anytime you want and they are sure to hear you because they got it worked out so
one of them is on duty all the times.

You should always go to Church on Sunday
because it makes God happy,
and if there's anybody
you want to make happy,
 it's God.

Don't skip church to do something
you think will be more fun
like going to the beach.  This is wrong!
And, besides, the sun doesn't come out
at the beach until noon anyway.