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CAT-TIONARY
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Forget those "human" pet books that attempt to explain
the meaning of cats. To find out what your kitty is really
about, you need a "pussycat primer", a "tabby
tell-all", a "feline for foreigners" - in other
words, a "Cat-tionary."
These closely guarded
terms (cats don't want humans to know everything), have recently
been made available to the cat-owning public.
We wanted to share
them with you!
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Catacomb:
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Grooming device for Kitty.
Good for removing cat-a-mats.
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| Catapult: |
What
happens when the catacomb gets caught in the cat-a-mats. |
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Catnip: |
What Kitty will give you if you "pull" too
hard with the catacomb. |
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Catamount:
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Any perch in the house, higher than a human's head. |
| Catcall:
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Signaling device used to open doors, fill food bowls
and receive undivided attention.
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Catty-corner: |
A good place to keep the litter box.
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Caterwaul: |
What sometimes gets hit instead of the litter box.
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Catkin:
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The results of an unaltered cat.
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Cat's Cradle: |
Where Kitty sleeps, such as any bed, sofa, or
other warm, comfy spot in the house.
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Catwalk:
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Kitty's daily exercise routine, consists of short trips
to the food bowl (with occasional detours to the catty-corner).
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Catalog: |
Useful outdoor scratching post.
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Catalyst: |
Litter, cat food, treats, toys, etc. What humans use
to shop for Kitty with.
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Catgut:
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Essential internal part of the cat, requires filling on
an hourly basis.
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Catsup:
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Mealtime. It fills the catgut.
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Catnap:
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What cats do when they are not catsupping.
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Category:
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The icky stuff that Kitty leaves on the porch step
after eating the outside of a mouse.
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Caterpillar: |
The lady in the white coat who says, "Now
swallow the medicine like a good Kitty." |
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Catalyze: |
What Kitty tells you when you find the broken vase.
"Meow - it was the dog, I swear it!" |
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Cataract: |
What the house looks like if you leave Kitty alone for
too long. |
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Catatonic: |
What humans drink after seeing the
house. |
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Catastrophe: |
An award Kitty receives for having the most
beautiful behind. |
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Catfish:
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What Kitty does in your aquarium.
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