The journey of a thousand miles 

begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
  

It's always darkest before dawn.

So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper,

that's the time to do it.
 

It may be that your sole purpose in life

is simply to serve as a warning to others.
 

If you think nobody cares if you're alive,

try missing a couple of car payments.
 

 
 
Before you criticize someone,

you should walk a mile in their shoes.

That way, when you criticize them,

you're a mile away and
you have their shoes.
  

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
 

Don't squat with your spurs on.
 

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
 

Good judgment comes from bad experience,

and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

The quickest way to double your money

is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
 

Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a raindance.

 

 
There are two theories to arguing with women. 

Neither one works.
 

Generally speaking,

you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.

 
Experience

is something you don't get

until just after you need it.

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