Top Ten Halloween List
"Things NOT to do for Halloween"



# 10
Don't
let your spouse pick your costume!

  

# 9

Don't
wait until the 29th to buy candy!


# 8
Don't buy granola bars instead of candy!


# 7
Don't fashion your jack-o-lantern
in the image of your
Mother-in-law!


# 6
Don't let your kids eat ALL the candy at once . . .
unless you have rubber wallpaper!


# 5
Don't let your teenage daughter's "boyfriend"
pick HER costume!


# 4
Don't open an email titled "Trick or Treat"!


# 3
Don't let your sister "sort" the candy!


# 2
Don't give out soap instead of candy!


and the # 1 
Halloween Don't...

Don't
tell your wife the
 
WITCH
costume is perfect for her!

 


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